If law school doesn't work out for me I want to open a vegetarian restaurant. The hottest (pardon the pun) item on the menu will be "The Steaming Pile," which would be a big plate of steamed vegetables. It would be good for eatin' at.
I'm not sure if this is a byproduct of my being a social butterfly (well, more of a moth) and coming into contact with a great many people, but for some reason I've been noticing a lot of people around campus who look a lot like people I already know. One person in particular looks like what would happen if two of my ex-girlfriends had a child together. Very disturbing. Notice I've omitted the hybrid's gender.
This phenomenon isn't limited to people I meet in person. The actor who plays the main character in Scrubs, which is basically ER with uglier women and a laugh track, looks like a similar concoction involving my friend Miles and my friend Marc. I'm really not sure what to make of all this. I just hope I don't end up projecting my feelings toward people I know onto people who look like them. That being said, if I ever go up to you and punch you in the face for no apparent reason it's probably because you resemble someone from my laundry list of enemies.
Here's a joke I made up last night: What do you call the ghost of a potato? A spectater. You heard it here first.