This is what happens when you start shaving once a week, and decide to get creative about it. Fucking law school.
Fun quotes from the last 36 hours!
"If I stand out there with my two balls, it�s pretty pathetic." - An actual law professor.
"I'll kill you." - The same professor, some minutes later.
(On the exceptional degree of suspension of disbelief required at the end of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes.) "No, that makes sense. If I were a monkey I'd build the Lincoln Memorial." - Steve, yesterday.