This ambushed me on my way out of the shower just now:
She wears real tight dresses
And high-heeled shoes
And if you've got cash
She'll have sex with you
Oh, she'll take you to bed
And she'll charge you for head
She's a call girl after all
She's a call girl after all
She's a call girl after all
She's a call girl after all
And she's worth... the... price...
Oh, you won't find her
In the back of a car
'Cause she hangs around
In the hotel bar
She's a classier ho'
And she rakes in the dough
She's a call girl after all
She's a call girl after all
She's a call girl after all
She's a call girl after all
And her name... is... [(preferably single-syllable) name of girl in room]
Wednesday, indeed!
