*With apologies to allenhaim.
Tomorrow in First Amendmenter we're doing Edwards v. Aguillard, where a Louisiana statute requiring the teaching of creation science was struck down as unconstitutional under the Establishment Clause. I've decided that during the classroom discussion I'm going to do everything I can to out-crazy the class' resident maniac conservative. I'm not going to argue that fossils were caused by the pressure of Noah's flood. No, I'm going to argue that they were placed on Earth by Satan to trick us.
Other phrases I'm hoping to work in are "the Soviets took God out of the classroom," "Darwin repented on his deathbed," and "American Crazy Lunatics Union." I welcome any further suggestions.