A student group at Boalt is selling Krispy Kremes for a dollar on campus this week. Some time ago I asserted that a fundamental principle of donuts is that donuts taste good. (Please note that the adoption of this assertion as a fundamental principle means that those detestable cherry abominations were not donuts at all.) Let's call that the First Principle of Donuts. The Second Principle of Donuts is that regular donuts cost less than a dollar. I've already suffered Spain's regrettable decision to charge ten cents for chocolate frosting, but paying anywhere near a dollar for a single standard toroidal donut is an indignity I will not suffer.
And if it's such a good cause, have Krispy Kreme donate the damn things to you and sell them at a discount. Ya humps.