February 12, 2004

Zip Zap Rap

This is definitely worth thirty seconds of your precious time.

Observations:

There's no way Mrs. McKeithen is human.

If you want to give yourself a headache, think about the sheer depravity and sinfulness of the life you'd have to lead to die and come back as Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave.

Tino, by all appearances, is married.

Posted by hb at February 12, 2004 02:10 PM

Comments

By all appearances, Orleans should be the ones with the album entitled "Let Me Touch Him".

Posted by: m on February 12, 2004 03:56 PM

oh TINO!!!

Posted by: boback on February 12, 2004 11:49 PM

I wonder what John Bult is going to get Julie for her *sixteenth* birthday... sicko.

Posted by: Kristina on February 13, 2004 08:24 AM

Devastatin dave??? The turntable slave?? I tink I found my next holloween costume. And Poor Tino, that is so wrong in so many ways. Even if I was gay, it's still so wrong. Those shorts I mean come on.

Posted by: Paul on February 13, 2004 08:47 AM

here's the story behind "julie's 16th birthday": it makes the album cover less funny, but in some ways more funny.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mother_of_god/message/2603?source=1

Posted by: holohan on February 13, 2004 05:26 PM

That does make it less funny.

Posted by: Kristina on February 13, 2004 10:47 PM

Way way less funny. It's one of those stories that's just needlessly tragic.

Mrs. McKiethen is definitely an alien.

Posted by: robyn on February 14, 2004 01:29 AM

It kind of sounds like a story that would be in an e-mail forward from my grandmother.

Posted by: sean on February 15, 2004 05:02 PM

Devastating Dave is far too cool for all of you guys. His music is not only amazingly complex and fun, but it also carries a deep message.

Remember:
Don't get high and drive a car,
you will not get very far.

Posted by: Patrick on January 29, 2005 09:05 AM

Word is born Patrick, Zip Zap Rap has changed my life; after not getting very far due to a state of drug narcosis I heeded the immortal words of Devastatin Dave and my life has taken a different path.

Dont be a fool: stay in school

Posted by: Liam on February 14, 2006 11:13 PM

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