All right, so I'm writing a paper on the FCC Indecency Crackdown of 2004, and I'll be damned if I can decide on a title. Here's a "short list." Votes and alternate suggestions welcome.
(1) The FCC Indecency Crackdown: What the Fuck?
(2) A Really, Really, Fucking Brilliant Paper About the FCC by a Really, Really, Fucking Brilliant Law Student
(3) I Hate Children, and Here's Why
(4) Laying the Smack Down on the Crackdown
(5) I Saw a Tit at the Super Bowl!, and Other Observations
(6) John Paul Stevens, You Stupid, Stupid Bastard*
(7) Lesbian Dryhumping on Will & Grace and Its Effects on Constitutional Law
(8) 32 Pages of Me Making Michael Powell My Bitch
(9) You Know What? The Two Democrats on the FCC Are Even More Puritanical than Michael Powell
(10) Harold W. Furchtgott-Roth's Vision for America: Boobies for Everyone!
* With apologies to Sean Keane.