I got an e-mail from BarBri this afternoon that contained two pieces of information: (1) Good luck on the Bar Exam (aw, thanks), and (2) Please return all your BarBri books by December 2nd to get your security deposit back.
I had no idea they wanted the goddamn books back. But apparently I have to gather up all the pages I've torn out ("simply insert the loose pages inside the book cover") and after the Bar Exam pack all this shit together and jackass it around with me when I move down to the Peninsula, not to mention find a place to keep it for two months while I await my Bar results. BarBri will get all my doodlings of demons and boobies and people in my class, my firm will get their security deposit back, and next year's unscrupulous black market bar preppers will have one less set of unauthorized merchandise to choose from. In your face, U.S. Copyright Act Section 109.