I posted two more strips. One is observational humor at its unrefinest, the other is based on a true story. Well, they're both based on true stories, but I just want to make it clear that, earlier this week, a paralegal that I had never met before introduced herself into my world by pelting me with jellybeans from outside my office. The following day she accosted me in the parking lot by knocking on my window just as I had parked and pretending to be a CHP officer. When I told her that she needed mirror shades instead of the peach-tinted aviator shades she was wearing, she pulled out a butter knife and tried to stab me in the throat. Then we had a laugh and shared an ice cream soda.
And here I thought I had picked the less wacky firm.