I'm supposed to come up with an interesting fact about myself for an upcoming orientation. I'm a pretty boring person so I'm going to make something up. I need something that's wacky and interesting yet believable. Any ideas?
Here are some that I've come up with so far:
Shot a man in self-defense.
Dated Julia Stiles in high school.
State-wide collegiate fencing champion, 1999.
Reads "Missing Pets" section of newspaper every day to predict earthquakes.
Published best-selling memoir about my struggle with heroin addiction.
Able to accurately complete any crossword puzzle without looking at the clues.
Puts pants on two legs at a time (this is true, actually).
Founder of Webvan.com.
Invented Sparx malt liquor.
Offered a monetary reward on my blog for the person who invented the best lie about me to tell the rest of you.
Was supposed to be part of Survivor: Season X, but gave it up to start law school instead.
Lead a troop of baboons for two years after a bizare imprinting accident.
In my retreat today my lie was "My best friend and I were semifinalists to be contestants on Season 4 of The Amazing Race."
You once had a bit part in a commercial for prunes starring TV's Melissa Joan Hart.