Rumours of Things Going Astray

That's only marginally more believable than Kevin from Mr. Belvedere being Marilyn Manson or Dustin Diamond being Mike D. from The Beastie Boys' brother. Or that Alanis Morissette was on You Can't Do That on Television.

Not sure if you're being "ironic" there, champ, but Alanis Morissette *was* on You Can't Do That on Television. Wikipedia and IMDb say so.

Also, you left out the less widespread, but equally non-compelling, claim that Billy Corgan was Jamie on "Small Wonder."

The best part about the subtlety of my humor is that it often goes unnoticed, and I am left the only one laughing.

And Vicki on small world was played by a young Jenna Jameson.

i thought marilyn manson was paul from wonder years.

you can't do that on tv was awesome!!! isn't it ironic... (we all know that, no, it was not.)

I recently had a conversation with my co-clerk in which I claimed that "ironic" is probably the most misused word in the English language. That song featured very heavily.

It's like meeting the girl of your dreams and finding out she's five.