Via the Volokh Conspiracy comes this quote from Chief Justice John G. "Funnyman" Roberts, Jr.:
"I like my wine French, my beer German, my vodka Russian, and my judicial system American."
Here's my version:
I like my wine Californian, my beer Irish, my vodka plentiful, and my judicial system willing to impose meaningful countermajoritarian checks on legislative and executive power.
Now you go.