December 14, 2006

Soy Gay

Apparently soy makes you gay. I'm glad we finally solved that mystery.

In other news, strawberries make you a terrorist, carrots give you large, sinful breasts, potato chips create an unhealthy tendency to question the government, and lamb chops are delicious.

Posted by hb at December 14, 2006 08:03 PM

Comments

Come on, as far as misplaced gay blame goes, it's not that implausible. More than your examples, there is a certain logic to it. I mean, soy is pretty gay.

Posted by: kenny on December 15, 2006 01:41 AM

Yeah, I've always felt that's one of its better points.

Posted by: Dianna on December 15, 2006 02:29 AM

I've been eating soy since middle school and still haven't gotten to the breast size I want.

Posted by: wt on December 21, 2006 10:57 AM

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