I hate politics. Here's why:
1992
Conservatives: Clinton smoked pot! Clinton smoked pot! He can't be President! He smoked pot! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Liberals: Oh, it's not a big deal he didn't inhale everybody tries pot in college seriously guys get a life.
1993
President Clinton: It is of critical importance that we continue to put people in jail for trivial drug offenses.
2000
Liberals: Bush used coke! Bush used coke! He can't be President! He used coke! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Conservatives: Oh come on what's the big deal he's been sober for like seven years besides Clinton used pot and you were okay with that.
2001
President Bush: I support the War on Drugs. Let us continue to impose jail time for relatively minor drug offenses.
2006
Liberals Conservatives: Bush Obama used coke! Bush Obama used coke! He can't be President! He used coke! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Conservatives Liberals: Oh come on what's the big deal he's been sober for like seven years besides Clinton Bush used pot coke and you were okay with that.
2009
President Whoever, who almost certainly was among the overwhelming majority of Americans who tried drugs at least once during college: Jail for users! No exceptions!
