This week's henna obscenity is brought to you by the Boalt Hall Office of Career Services, who told me to take www.ifoughtthelaw.net off my resume. Now that I needn't fear potential employers checking out my online wares, I can finally start pushing all those envelopes that have been cluttering up my desk. Next week, the oral sex.
I've made several attempts at following that last paragraph with something amusing, or at least interesting, and failed each time. So rather than fake it I think I'll just roll over and go to sleep. 'Night, sweetie.