Pardon the tidal wave of negativity today, but I'd like to share this phone conversation I just had:
Unidentified woman: Is Jose there?
Me: Wrong number.
Unidentified woman: This isn't Jose Garcia?
Me: Nope, sorry.
What we she expecting? "Oh, Jose Garcia! Yes, I'm sorry, it's me. I'm just so used to people calling me by my full name that sometimes I don't realize they're talking to me if they just say 'Jose.' Even if it's on the phone."