I'm going to try and find out when the entire L.A. City Council will be voting on the lapdance ban so I can go to the meeting and cause a ruckus. I'm hoping it's later rather than sooner, since once they vote on it one way or another this little project of mine will be hopelessly irrelevant.
Also, I went to the desert the other day and came back with a small bottle of oil, which will be worthless once we get to the core of Jupiter. No, wait. That's diamonds. Sorry. The oil smells just like oil. I also got a coffee table book about the scenic landscapes of Kern County.