This just in regarding a possible broadcast of John Ritter's nutsack. Up until now my favorite part of that episode has been where they sneak into the ventriloquist's apartment, open the trunk, pull out Pamela's (the dummy) hand, and run screaming back to their own apartment. Jack, of course, runs the whole way on his knees. Because he's Jack Tripper, that's why.
But more importantly:
The series isn't available on DVD yet; the first season is [sic] scheduled to be released until early 2004
AAAAAAA! Three's Company DVDs! I want them! I want them NOW. Maybe I can borrow Jewel's time machine and travel into the future and buy them. Failing that, you'll all know what to get me for my 26th birthday.