Neener Neener, I'm Sexy

According to the latest bit of pop science pabulum, my parents done me good:

Men with "front vowels" in their names -- sounds formed at the front of the mouth like the "a" in Matt -- were considered sexier than men with "back vowel" sounds like the "au" in Paul, she concluded.

So apparently I could have gotten laid a lot more in high school and college if I had just worn a nametag all over the place. Oh well.

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