Finishing Touches

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This post over to[sic] GG's blog reminded me that I forgot to pick up a new battery for my stupid laptop this summer. My current battery lasts about ten minutes. No, really, Ten minutes. When the power source is disconnected it tells me it has three hours, but about five minutes later the little meter is down to about half capacity. No problem, right? How hard can it be to find a battery for a three-year old laptop?

A little harder than all that, it turns out. CompUSA didn't have them in stock, so I had to jackass all the way out to Fry's in Concord. This was actually nice, since I managed to avoid shopping at CompUSA, a store that I hate for a variety of reasons. Nonetheless I was a little irked at having to shop at a store whose radio spots I abhor:

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at Fry's."

Anyway, I got the stupid battery and now I'm all set for the inevitable power failure, flood, locust swarm, political upheaval, or whatever else the fates decide to place between me and a career as a lawyer.

And now, some comforting statistics from the July 2004 Bar Exam:
Overall pass rate: 48.2% (Ouch! BUT...)
First-timer pass rate: 62.8% (Lookin' good....)
First-timers from ABA-approved schools: 69.4%
First-timers from Boalt: 87% (Nice!)
First-timers from UCLA: 87% (Boo yeah!*)

*For a while there UCLA had the highest pass rate in California, something obscene like 94%, with Boalt and Stanford jockeying for the silver in the high 80s. Now Stanford is at 91% and Boalt hasn't gone anywhere, but at least my transferrin' heart won't be burdened by knowing my old school had a higher pass rate.

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the best buys, my friend. When you hate things, you should get them right, or your rant loses some potency.

Not that I don't completely agree with you, by the way. However, the most annoying radio commercial right now has to be the Serramonte Ford 80's hair band song they keep playing on KNBR. SO ANNOYING!

I think Fry's spots have safely moved into self-parody now, with the delays and the shuka-shuka sound effects. Nothing could madden me more than the old Delta Dental spots that ran ad nausem during Giants telecasts of the late 80s. Even the soothing, reliable voice of Hank Greenwald couldn't convince me that they truly had a plan to keep me smiling.

"Or your Matress is (insert stupid-long pause) FREE! "

"Or your Matress is (insert stupid-long pause) FREE! "

I seriosuly want to shoot that guy. Or at the very least launch a sportscar off some improvised ramp though his big-stupid-face on one of the MANY billboards that line The 5 south of downtown.

I love those Serramonte Ford commercials. My friends and I are always singing them at the very top of our lungs whenever they come on. I just contact the people at the dealership about obtaining a copy of them, not sure if they will go for it or not.

They are truly hilarious. I wonder if they had intended to make some completely ridiculous or if that just totally slipped under their radar somehow.

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