Apparently soy makes you gay. I'm glad we finally solved that mystery.
In other news, strawberries make you a terrorist, carrots give you large, sinful breasts, potato chips create an unhealthy tendency to question the government, and lamb chops are delicious.
Come on, as far as misplaced gay blame goes, it's not that implausible. More than your examples, there is a certain logic to it. I mean, soy is pretty gay.
Yeah, I've always felt that's one of its better points.
I've been eating soy since middle school and still haven't gotten to the breast size I want.