I draw your attention to this previously published IFTL strip (which, by the way, was linked on a feminist law professor blog, which I think is pretty cool), in particular to the sixth entry down.
Now, take a look at the cover of this month's issue of California Lawyer:
As Phil Hendrie would say, "Three points from the top of the key."
(I should also note that Dr. M was put off by this woman's "impossibly high crotch.")