I'm working at Occidental Petroleum this summer, and before finalizing their offer they subjected me to a drug test. Although I passed with flying colors (mostly yellow), I thought that this would be a funny alternate universe, where the drug test is analyzed differently and I'm from Spain. If anyone knows of a good place to buy a cowboy hat, please let me know.
Also, today at lunch there weren't any spoons by the microwave, and since I didn't want to jackass all the way over to the student restaurant place to get a fork I ended up using two drinking straws as chopsticks, remembering my man Allen pulling a similar stunt a while back at Spats. Allen is like MacGyver that way.
Four days to freedom.