In addition to Justice Stevens, there's another guy in Washington who's probably more deserving of the nickname "Old Man Stevens," due to his unflappable cootery. I speak of Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, known to wear Incredible Hulk ties for key floor votes and responsible for brilliant ideas such as extending indecency regulation to cable television, building a bridge to nowhere in Alaska, and drilling for oil in the bellies of endangered caribou.
Ted's latest project is Internet regulation. I direct you here for the Daily Show's coverage of Old Man Stevens' passionate views regarding such regulation. Watch for his lucid account of what happens when his staffmembers send Internets to his own personal Internet.