I Am A Horrible Human Being

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How many Supreme Court Justices does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to turn it, and five to overturn it.

What did the Supreme Court Justice say when his friend asked him for a mint but he didn't want to give him one?
"Cert denied."

What do you call it when twelve women of various ethnic backgrounds become lesbians?
Diversity jury's dick shun.

What do you call a sarcastic lawyer's second lawsuit against the same person?
A witty re-tort.

What kind of cheese do judges put in their lasanga?
Res juricotta.

What do you call someone who used to be your mother's sister?
Your ex ante.

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This page contains a single entry by hb published on December 4, 2002 12:11 AM.

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