As promised, here's the first arguably respectable high school comic strip that I've unearthed from my vast archives. Long before Michael Powell, the PTC, and Janet Jackson's boobie, I was taking a stand against media hysteria.
I also find this strip encouraging, since it resembles a lot of the crap that shows up in newspapers these days. Not only is it extremely heavy-handed, but it's twice as long as it needs to be.
I'm glad you no longer spell "today" as two words. God bless higher education!