All right, people, think. We're opening a Catholic school and we want to get noticed. Catholic schools are a dime a dozen so let's see if we can't come up with a name that'll help us stand out. None of this "Saint So-And-So" stuff, or "Our Lady of Whatever." How about something positive, you know, that'll really make people jazzed about sending their kindergarteners here? You know, like "Resurrection" or "Sacred Heart." No, forget it. Those are kinda hackneyed already. Okay, think, now. This can't be that hard. There are plenty of catchy-sounding things in the Catholic faith, we just need to find the right one. Ideas? Anyone?
Parents, don't forget to attend Saturday's football game against the Oozing Jesus-Fluids!
I would have gone with the I'll show you mine if you show yours first.
If I had a catholic kindergarten I'd call it the "Garten of Eden". Duh!
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Parents, don't forget to attend Saturday's football game against the Oozing Jesus-Fluids!
I would have gone with the I'll show you mine if you show yours first.
If I had a catholic kindergarten I'd call it the "Garten of Eden". Duh!