With a Righteous Bosom and a Waist of Truth

this would be wonderfully funny except for the picture of the kid on the right. you look at his face for a while and then, you know, you just feel sort of sad.

please tell me the armor of god can double as wedding attire! those kids are totally on their way to a spiritually fulfilling and sex-free marriage.

Zealotry in all of its glory. Hi-fucking-larious.

It's so nice to know that "Truth" resides so near the crotch.

there's no truth like the truth found below the waist.