My firm's website recently underwent an overhaul, and as a result they finally got around to posting the first-year bio pages. And so, in my endless campaign of self promotion, I bring you:
It's not hyperlinked and I changed http to hxxp to fool fancy browser settings. Make with the cut-and-paste if you want to see me at my smarmiest.
I have no idea why the photo is so awkwardly cropped, but everyone's seems to be like that. Apparently the web designers failed to grasp the difference between "Resize image" and "Resize canvas." They also took out my publication, which is a little irritating. My journal note may have included a discussion about dry-humping but it was a journal note nonetheless.