Screening interviews: 21
Rejection letters: 6
Firms that have probably rejected me if I haven't heard from them by now: 3
Callbacks: 9
Office visits scheduled: 10
Offices visited: 6
Cities visited: 4
Lava cakes eaten: 2
Number of interviews featuring the phrase "worthless as tits on a bull": 1
Offers: 0
Tits on a bull huh.... I kinda like that but they must be worth something. What if you pierce one? Does it go up in value if they like our equivalint of man boobs? How do the Spanish feel about this?
one of the cal football coaches at cal would always yell "you're as useless as tits on a boar!"
i like his better.